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    October 09

    瘋狂集中營之207

                                           軍中春笑(四)
                                                          在人屋簷下  不得不低頭
                                                          人在烏煙下  不得不低走
        古億耳濡目染'當然知道 '帶領上百個戰士和軍官的連長' 在軍中是何等有份
    量.但偏偏自己的連長位置'只是一個少校缺'上尉來了'升了就走 '於是連上堅守
    上尉崗位的輔導長'實際上比連長更連長.
     
    其四:警衛班的阿詳說'昨晚2點左右'駐地在離本部約100公尺的連長來查哨'(這
            連長原是本部的上尉參謀官)他相當盡職'每晚必來(之前未曾有過'別個連
            長會查哨的經驗)'阿詳吃了秤陀'鐵了心'上刺刀'衝向前迎接遠遠而來的連
            長(應該是)'並且大叫:誰!站住!
            連長掉頭'邊跑邊叫:連長'連長'我是連長呀!(前線'晚上衛兵'真槍實彈'可不
                                         是鬧著玩的)
     
    其五:最近的連長是部隊來的'一板一眼很正經. 指揮部的士官兵 '神經大條習慣
            了'早點名後'都會再睡回竉覺. 這連長剛上任就天天蒞臨現身'來叫一個個
            連兵起床'也許干擾了'同在大寢室裏 '小寢室的同科室參謀官.不久這連長
            被徵調短期演習班去了.
                回來後'這連長'仍不忘記'早上應該來一個個叫起床'不久又受訓去了.
                這次回來後'他再度強龍叩關.不過'這次不是來吹起床號'而是找參謀官
            圍碁來著.
     
    其六:某部隊連長'常來請假'聽說遠在台灣的老婆跟人跑了' 他的遭遇令人同情'
            而他很有毅力'每次回來不到二天'都會再度光臨請假'於是這次上級長官
            批示'給予長假'永遠不用再那麼辛苦'准予提前光榮退伍了.
     
                                                          待續
     
     
     
     
     
     
     

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