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    July 20

    瘋狂集中營之170

                                              學笑(八)
                                                          你說你的  摸藍賺ㄊㄩㄥˋ
                                                          我行我素  誰理你啊
     
     1.來參加龍舟競賽的某外國隊伍'教練說:我為每年只得亞軍'開始不耐煩了
           所以'今年比賽結果'得了第五名..................................................高  十
     
     2.三句話不離"夾帶外語"突顯自己與眾不同者'說:油挪.......
           其實夾帶"土話"也有異曲同工之妙..............................................陳  一
     
     3.某人說:傻的不會變聰明'聰明的不會變笨
           "大智若愚"者呢?........................................................................林  二
     
     4.如果我有錢'才不會像一些有錢人'只願當個守財奴
           此乃"無法致富"之道也................................................................李  三
     
     5.老師對學生說:你們乖一點'我就提前下課
           難怪"常常被ㄎ一ㄤ時間'乖乖的同學全變得'有些笨笨的................蔡  四
     
     6.一位媽媽對朋友說:我快被兒子氣死了'這次月考三科'竟然只給我考299分
           是語娛吧!真正的意思應該是"快高興死了"吧................................賽  五
     
     7.棒球轉播員'聲嘶力竭的說:近況好得不得了的三號球員'對準一記中間直球
        '用力一揮'球往外野看台衝去'是"全壘..........接殺"
           "太過坦率的悲哀".......................................................................鄭  六
     
     8.不要欺人太甚'人的忍耐是有限度的
           那是說別人'自己則無所謂...........................................................趙  七
     
     9.老闆!西瓜甜不甜?
           能說不甜嗎'誰買?.......................................................................呂  八
     
    10.某人對經常外宿的朋友說:你一定曾睡到一半'感覺寂寞'叫個姑娘來陪吧?
           開玩笑'我這支"龍鳳寶劍"豈是'隨便出韒的...................................劉  九
     
    11.如果你能完全照我的意思去做'一定錯不了
           換句話說:你的錯是沒完全照我說的去做.......................................高  十
     
    12.相命仙對人客說:我看你最近運氣較差'事事不順利呦!
           來客必先聽的"一段廢話".............................................................陳  一
     
    13.有些人做的事令人起疑'他卻說:相信我'這樣做一定有我的道理在...
           暗示"別人全沒道理在做事...........................................................林  二
     
    14.中古時代'歐洲貴族常說:人們為了生活'拼命工作賺錢'本身就是一項罪過'
         思想偏差衍生怪怪異行為'實不可取
           讓這些貴族'扮演平民百姓'三個月就好'再來聽聽他們怎麼說?.........李  三
     
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